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Overview: "Funny..." "Crazy..." "Uplifting..." "Scary..." "Compelling..." "Brutal..." "Amazing..."All rolled into one.Limp is the darkly hilarious life story of Australian Simon Eli Vella, and his epic battle with crippling introversion, substance abuse, and social anxiety.As a child, Simon is convinced there is something wrong with him. He is plagued with illness, has a nose shaped like a mountain range, and a distracting voice in his head is hell-bent on ruining his life.Thus begins his desperate search for normality.In his early teenage years, Simon's linguistic constipation forces him to rely on his actions to build social credibility. As a young adult he finds acceptance in alcohol and recreational drug abuse, triggering a dangerous descent into a social underbelly that leads to an unwelcome familiarity with the local ambulance service.And just when he thinks he has escaped his past demons, multiple unexpected hazards converge in Simon's life, pushing him to the brink of sanity...Massively entertaining, Limp takes the reader on a funny, compelling and unpredictable journey that shows how everything we experience in life--every flaw, every fault, every ripple and tectonic shift--can lead to the place of our dreams."Comically chronicles a youth filled with social anxiety, drug abuse, and shiftless meandering. Impressive... satisfying... a humorous, free-wheeling account of youthful indiscretions." --Kirkus ReviewsYou must buy this book immediately. It will save your life. Or ruin it. Definitely one of the two.Follow Simon at simonelivella.comAll enquiries to surfeitpublishing.com

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Simon Eli Vella writes contemporary fiction and has always been fascinated by character-driven stories. They hold a degree in English Literature and previously worked as an editor before transitioning to writing their own books. Simon Eli Vella lives with their spouse and a very vocal rescue cat.

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Exceeded all my expectations. It strikes a perfect harmony of dialogue and world-building. Every chapter felt necessary. Worth every moment spent reading.
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I was completely blown away. The prose is exquisite. It’s accessible yet undeniably sophisticated. An absolute must-read for connoisseurs of the genre.
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Absolutely brilliant. The author orchestrated a breathtaking finale. Truly a work of art. I am now a lifelong fan of this author.
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Edward Hill
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A profoundly satisfying read. I became deeply invested in the protagonist's journey. A masterclass in storytelling. Worth every moment spent reading.
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Excellent, though slightly flawed. The protagonist was compelling, though some subplots felt slightly overshadowed. A wonderful companion for a quiet weekend.
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I thoroughly enjoyed the elegance of it. Beautiful writing, though I craved slightly more depth in the lore. Still, undeniably engaging. Quite impressive overall.
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Cynthia Robinson
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Honestly one of the most premium reading experiences lately. I adored how the story unfolded. It kept me captivated without sacrificing elegance. I will undoubtedly revisit this masterpiece.
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Gary Thompson
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Rebecca Green
Rebecca Green March 14, 2024
Exceeded all my expectations. I became deeply invested in the protagonist's journey. A masterclass in storytelling. An absolute must-read for connoisseurs of the genre.
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